Blurb: My most popular e-book…
Got no game? Me neither! Anecdotes from an unusual sex life, reaching back to my first memories as a sheltered pubescent kid, and following me growing up with a secret alter ego as voyeur. You might expect a narcissistic guide to the author’s cock and its travels – and that it is – but it’s also by turns funny, fascinating, cringe-worthy, eye-opening, warm and personal. You’ll watch a soul maintain its innocence and curiosity even while triggering booby traps all along the way. This book investigates both relationship sex and the industry that caters to our deepest fantasies. The work is remarkably readable. If you like Cosmo or nerve.com, you’ll dig this!
Book Sample (p.20):
One day she waltzed into my dorm in a right jaunty mood.
“Hi there!” she piped. “Remember how we were talking about what it would be like to have a ménage à trois?”
My ears pricked up; my heart suddenly raced. “Oh yes. Oh yes indeed!”
“Well, guess what? I just had one!”
I was flabbergasted. She gaily continued, “Remember that girl who owned the weasels? Her and her boyfriend. Although to be honest, he started reading the paper after awhile, because it was really her and me who were into it.”
“Uh, excuse me young lady,” I protested, “but the ménage we were talking about was supposed to include ME!” Like I should have needed to explain that… Weasels on the loose!
She broke up with me some months later because she said she was bored. “We never go out. We never DO anything!” she complained. “All we ever do is fuck!
“Um… and the problem is?” I was genuinely bewildered.
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